Nexus Revo Extreme Remote Control Rotating Prostate Massager

I was worried the 34 settings would be overkill but I've already found my two favorites and rarely stray. The external vibration patterns are surprisingly rumbly rather than buzzy, which makes a big difference.

The dual rotation speeds are what sold me, and switching between them mid-session is smoother than I expected. Took a minute to figure out the remote pairing, but once it clicked I barely touched the buttons again.

I was skeptical about the price but the bidirectional rotation feels completely different from anything fixed I've tried. Cycling through the six vibration modes with the remote while it rotates is honestly worth every penny.