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Customer Reviews (5.0 / 5 · 5 reviews)
Scarlett★★★★★
It’s the fake alibi that sold me—my 7:30pm bedtime is now a sacred ritual, and the soft silicone tip hits exactly the right spot without any fuss. Honestly, the quiet motor is a bonus since my roommate still thinks I’m just really into audiobooks.
Steven★★★★★
I've never been more consistent with a 7:30pm bedtime in my life, and the quiet motor means my meditation alibi actually holds up. The curved tip hits the right spot without me having to adjust much, and it's become the best part of my evening routine.
Avery E.★★★★★
My roommate thinks I've suddenly become a huge fan of early nights, and honestly, the 7:30pm alibi has never worked better. The vibration settings are strong enough to get the job done quickly, so I'm asleep by 8.
